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no. oh no. no. no. NO. NO.NO.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh my God anything but this! NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO!
n. a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head—a crisp analysis, a cathartic dialogue, a devastating comeback—which serves as a kind of psychological batting cage where you can connect more deeply with people than in the small ball of everyday life, which is a frustratingly cautious game of change-up pitches, sacrifice bunts, and intentional walks.
People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.
You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.
Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.
You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.
is inadmissible.
Say it anyway.
Say it again.
Every question
is a leading question.
Ask it anyway, then expect
what you won’t get.
queer hogwarts kids making buttons w/ preferred pronouns on them that are charmed to yell when ppl use the wrong ones
everything i never knew i needed
(Source: the-tesseract)
I doubt she’s not wearing ANY makeup, but, I love it when women aren’t completely coated in makeup. I actually think she’s prettier this way, more real…in a sense.
True facts about sloths [x]
True thing about self-esteem (mine in particular): You don’t have to do some grand thing with your life, you don’t have to accomplish anything other than what YOU want to accomplish. There isn’t one tried-and-true way of being human, sometimes, it’s just about survival.
(Source: matafari)
